There’s One Thing That Brings Repub­li­cans And Democ­rats Togeth­er: Their Abid­ing Love Of Sex­u­al Degra­da­tion

There’s One Thing That Brings Republicans And Democrats Together: Their Abiding Love Of Sexual Degradation

You know, we’re so polit­i­cal­ly divid­ed in this coun­try, I feel it’s incum­bent upon me to search for ways to bring us togeth­er. But how can we unite Repub­li­cans, with their deep com­mit­ment to dis­cern­ing the cen­tral prin­ci­ples of the ordi­nary Amer­i­can and then sell­ing them out to the first cor­po­rate lob­by­ist who offers them a Rolex and a cam­paign con­tri­bu­tion, and the Democ­rats, with their bot­tom­less cre­ativ­i­ty in invent­ing beau­ti­ful ideals like equi­ty, social jus­tice and women’s rights in order to legit­imize racism, loot­ing and infan­ti­cide?
Well, I thought about it, and after long hours of seri­ous cog­i­ta­tion and enough alco­hol to make an ele­phant think …