Tonight Is The Big Night For Joe Biden

Tonight Is The Big Night For Joe Biden

Tonight is the big night for Joe Biden. Why? Because his last big night, at the pres­i­den­tial debate, was a giant flop, a huge fail.
The debate now seems like it was ten years ago. Joe Biden went on stage with Don­ald Trump and phys­i­cal­ly expired on the stage. He looked ter­ri­ble, and he’s spent the week since the debate try­ing to prove that he is not, in fact, dead.
He is, in the words of Mir­a­cle Max from “The Princess Bride,” “most­ly dead.” Per­haps a lit­tle bit alive.
So his task has been to prove he’s alive — and it’s not going par­tic­u­lar­ly well. 
On July 4, …