Elon Musk Buys The Unit­ed King­dom To Estab­lish Free Speech There

LONDON — In a sur­prise move today, Elon Musk pur­chased the entire­ty of the Unit­ed King­dom in order to allow cit­i­zens to again have the free­dom of speech they once enjoyed.
“How much is it?” asked Musk in a post on X, after user ‘Tom_Bomb_420’ had post­ed that Musk should con­sid­er pur­chas­ing the for­mer empire. Musk then fol­lowed up with a post of a think­ing emo­ji, a sure sign that the bil­lion­aire was seri­ous­ly weigh­ing the pros and c …