Tim Walz Asks Guy Guard­ing Tomb Of Unknown Sol­dier Why He Doesn’t Just Desert Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pay­ing a vis­it to the Tomb of the Unknown Sol­dier, a puz­zled Gov­er­nor Tim Walz asked the guard why he both­ered stay­ing with his fall­en com­rade instead of just desert­ing him.
“Who cares about some no-name sol­dier?” asked Walz, laugh­ing jovial­ly. “Isn’t there some­thing else you’d rather be doing?”
Onlook­ers report­ed that Walz fol­lowed the guard at the Tomb back and forth for about half an hour, dumb­struck at why he would­n’t quit and go home. “Come on …