Trump Cam­paign Won­der­ing If It’s Sup­posed To Be Doing Some­thing Right Now

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MAR-A-LAGO, FL — With the 2024 elec­tion fast approach­ing and Trump now behind in the polls, for­mer Pres­i­dent Don­ald Trump’s cam­paign team is report­ed­ly deep into con­ver­sa­tions try­ing to fig­ure out if they’re sup­posed to be doing any­thing right now.
“So, do we need to like, do any­thing?” asked cam­paign chair Chris LaCivi­ta, study­ing the wors­en­ing poll num­bers. “Are we sup­posed to be, like, going to bat­tle­ground states? Or run­ning ads on TV? I don’t know. Just start …