Shot That Took Out Trump Assas­sin Reclas­si­fied As Friend­ly Fire

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a new twist in the ongo­ing inves­ti­ga­tion into the attempt­ed assas­si­na­tion of for­mer Pres­i­dent Don­ald Trump, the Unit­ed States Secret Ser­vice announced that the shot that took out the assas­sin had been reclas­si­fied as “friend­ly fire.”
Thomas Matthew Crooks fired mul­ti­ple shots from a rooftop near a Trump ral­ly in Penn­syl­va­nia, killing one attendee and wound­ing Trump and oth­ers. Crooks was then shot by a Secret Ser­vice counter-sniper in the agen­cy’s first offi­cial­ly …