Israelites Say They’ll Stick With Man­na After Jack In The Box Loca­tion Opens In Wilder­ness

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WILDERNESS OF SIN — A con­struc­tion project that had ini­tial­ly attract­ed the inter­est of wan­der­ing Israelites left every­one dis­ap­point­ed after it was revealed to be the loca­tion of a brand new Jack in the Box. Now, the local Hebrews are claim­ing they will just stick with the man­na they’ve been eat­ing dai­ly.
“Eh… it’s just a Jack in the Box,” said Gad­diel from the tribe of Zebu­lun. “I think I’ll just con­tin­ue pick­ing this flaky stuff off the gr …