Meet Bryn­leigh, The White House Intern Run­ning The Coun­try Today

WASHINTON, D.C. — Meet Bryn­leigh! It’s this plucky White­house intern’s turn to run the coun­try. Join us as we take a look at her busy, excit­ing day!
8:30 a.m. Bryn­leigh wakes up to a tall mocha frap­pachi­no and brief­ing with the Joint Chiefs Of Staff regard­ing the con­flict in Gaza. “Oh wow! Look at all these big men in their uni­forms with all those shiny medals on their coats. Let’s see about send­ing the IDF some new hats, guys. I don’t lik …