PLANO, TX — According to a new study, most of local man Darren Sorenson’s adult life is spent searching for a tape measure.
“I’ll set it down somewhere and then when I come back for it it’s just gone,” Sorenson said. “I know that’s where I left it…but maybe one of the kids picked it up. Oh wait, there it is in my pocket.”
Sorenson reported spending large chunks of his day in search of his tape measure, which is …