‘Help! I’m Being Bul­lied!’ Yells Imane Khe­lif While Hold­ing Woman In Head­lock And Punch­ing Her In The Face

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PARIS — Alger­ian box­er and Olympic gold medal­ist Imane Khe­lif claimed today to be the vic­tim of bul­ly­ing, all while hold­ing a woman in a head­lock and punch­ing her repeat­ed­ly in the face.
“Help, help! I’m being bul­lied!” yelled Khe­lif, as he vicious­ly punched away at a wom­an’s nose, send­ing blood spray­ing across the can­vas. “Won’t some­body stand up against all this bul­ly­ing?”
Accord­ing to his lawyers, Khe­lif has filed mul­ti­ple law­suits, suing sev­er­al peo­ple for being mean about his pu …