Touch­ing: Kamala Announces Plan To Hang ‘Joy’ Sign Above Bread Lines

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Beloved pres­i­den­tial can­di­date Kamala Har­ris recent­ly unveiled a touch­ing new plan to hang a sign read­ing “Joy” over every bread line in Amer­i­ca if she is elect­ed pres­i­dent.
Accord­ing to her speech, the sign would help encour­age Amer­i­cans who will be forced to wait in miles-long bread lines for a small gov­ern­ment hand­out of watery soup and gluten-free bread. Sev­er­al jour­nal­ists have already embraced Kamala’s plan, point­ing out the morale boost it will offer the …