5 wild ways Democ­rats have embraced the Mon­ty Python strat­e­gy of pol­i­tics

Pres­i­dent-elect Trump’s elec­tion vic­to­ry was a dis­as­ter for the left – their worst Elec­toral Col­lege result since Bush the Elder coat­tailed Ronald Rea­gan in 1988. But rather than accept it and try to move for­ward, left­ists and the jour­nal­ists who love them are choos­ing anoth­er option – run­ning away.

Some want to run away from things that make them uncom­fort­able – like social media or media they thought friend­ly only days before – while oth­ers want to send in the Mayflower mov­ing vans. Either way, the new mot­to for the far left should be, “Run away!” in all of its Mon­ty Python glo­ry

Here are the five worst exam­ples of the left doing their own great escape:

Left­ists have been flee­ing Twitter/X ever since Elon Musk first talked about buy­ing it. Twit­ter quit­ters have run to Threads and Mastodon and now the lat­est, Bluesky. Some of the most mem­o­rable social media voic­es for lib­er­al luna­cy have flown the coop and gone to the new plat­form. Actress Alyssa Milano, actor Mark Hamill, author Stephen King and for­mer CNN anchor Don Lemon all hit the bricks.

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They weren’t alone. Some promi­nent busi­ness­es like 3M and Balen­ci­a­ga joined them, along with media out­lets like the Guardian and the tax­pay­er-fund­ed left­ists at NPR. The Hol­ly­wood Reporter deliv­ered the typ­i­cal media assess­ment: “‘Bluesky Has the Juice’: Celebri­ties Flee ‘Tox­ic’ X for Rival Social Media Site.” (Yes, free speech is “tox­ic,” but a left­ist bub­ble is juicy. No bias at all.) 

And, as soon as they got to their new home, they com­plained that it, too, was tox­ic. Bluesky’s over­worked safe­ty team post­ed this on Nov. 15, dur­ing the exo­dus: “In the past 24 hours, we have received more than 42,000 reports (an all-time high for one day). We’re receiv­ing about 3,000 reports/hour. To put that into con­text, in all of 2023, we received 360k reports.”

As Tim Cur­ry sang in “Rocky Hor­ror Pic­ture Show,” “ ‘Cause I’ve seen blue skies through the tears in my eyes.” It looks like lib­er­al tears are the real­i­ty wher­ev­er they go for the next four years.

Left­ists aren’t just run­ning from social media, they are escap­ing from… MSNBC? The far-left net­work expe­ri­enced a rat­ings col­lapse as its view­ers did their best impres­sion of two of three leg­endary wise mon­keys – decid­ing to hear no evil and see no evil. 

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The Wrap report­ed that MSNBC view­er­ship was “see­ing a 48% decline fol­low­ing the elec­tion.” Then there’s the far-left freak­out as the network’s “Morn­ing Joe” co-hosts Joe Scar­bor­ough and Mika Brzezin­s­ki met with The Don­ald. The New York Post report­ed that the duo deliv­ered “their low­est-rat­ed pro­gram since 2021.”

And the mob came for them, as well. Wash­ing­ton Post media writer Erik Wempe wrote, “Five rea­sons Democ­rats should turn off ‘Morn­ing Joe.’” The paper’s unhinged lefty colum­nist Jen Rubin post­ed on Bluesky, “You can stop watch­ing Morn­ing Joe any­time.” A Salon com­men­tary declared, “‘Morn­ing Joe’ has got to go.” And jour­nal­ism pro­fes­sor Jeff Jarvis also post­ed on Bluesky, “Hmmm. What else are lib­er­als leav­ing?…” above a screen­shot of “Morn­ing Joe” talk­ing about the defec­tions from Twit­ter. 

View­ers aren’t the only ones flee­ing MSNBC. Its own­ers are doing the same. Com­cast, which owns MSNBC, CNBC and a bunch of oth­er cable chan­nels like USA, SYFY and E!, is spin­ning them off into a sep­a­rate com­pa­ny. But since it won’t be part of the NBC Uni­ver­sal uni­verse, the “news” chan­nels could also lose their names. And who knows whether NBC staff will still appear or not.

Host Rachel Mad­dow even agreed to take a pay cut from her mas­sive salary, drop­ping from $30 mil­lion to $25 mil­lion a year to keep her fail­ing net­work going. The net­work want­ed to keep her, espe­cial­ly giv­en the bad view­er­ship num­bers. One exec report­ed­ly called her “rat­ings Via­gra.” 

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The one man who might be run­ning toward MSNBC could be the world’s top bil­lion­aire – Elon Musk. When Don­ald Trump Jr. sug­gest­ed on Twit­ter “the fun­ni­est idea ever!!!” for Musk to buy the net­work, Musk’s imme­di­ate response was the same he gave when first asked about buy­ing Twit­ter: “How much does it cost?” Boss­es say it’s not for sale. But maybe Elon will give them an offer they can’t refuse.

Every elec­tion, some celebri­ty left­ist claims he or she will leave Amer­i­ca if their side doesn’t win. This elec­tion, some­body fol­lowed through. For­mer talk show host Ellen Degeneres and her wife Por­tia de Rossi have decamped to Mer­ry Ol’ Eng­land. 

Of course, that bare­ly touch­es on the lengthy list of celebs who said they would leave on a jet plane. Those include actress­es Amer­i­ca Fer­rera and Sharon Stone as well as enter­tain­ers Cher and Bar­bra Streisand. If they do go, don’t expect them to suf­fer. The Biden-Har­ris econ­o­my made it tough for ordi­nary Amer­i­cans to buy food, much less move. Mil­lion­aire libs weren’t impact­ed much. 

Flori­da-based Vil­la Vie Res­i­dences announced the true, get­away-from-Trump cruise pack­age. “[S]tarting at just under $40,000 per year” you can cruise around the world and avoid Trump the Sequel entire­ly. That’s the “4‑Year Skip For­ward” pack­age.

Their press release says: “extra­or­di­nary Con­tin­u­al World Cruise invites trav­el­ers to dis­cov­er more than 425 ports in over 140 coun­tries across all sev­en con­ti­nents as it cir­cum­nav­i­gates the globe every three and a half years.” For $160,000-plus, you can see the world and avoid Trump, but you’d bet­ter pray to Gaia that JD Vance doesn’t win in 2028. And be sure to pack a lifetime’s sup­ply of sea­sick­ness pills, just in case.

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